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I complain about the mundane and get distracted by the ridiculous

I live in Minneapolis. I realize this makes me boring and irrelevant to most of tumblr. I stick around anyway.

"Speak the truth but leave immediately after"

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I created My Best Day to satisfy my more sentimental alter ego

I created Reigning In The Circus to satisfy my wordier alter ego.

I have a log of alter egos.

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13 April 09
holleewoodworld: “My boobs are good. They’re real and perky. Even if you can’t see them, the important thing is that I know about them, and the guys I’ve slept with know about them.” — Chelsea Handler in the May Allure. I dunno.  I can’t help but be sort of disappointed by Chelsea Handler.  She’s so damn funny, but I feel like she’s trying to garner popularity through becoming a sex symbol.  Why wasn’t being hilarious enough?

holleewoodworld:

“My boobs are good. They’re real and perky. Even if you can’t see them, the important thing is that I know about them, and the guys I’ve slept with know about them.”

— Chelsea Handler in the May Allure.

I dunno.  I can’t help but be sort of disappointed by Chelsea Handler.  She’s so damn funny, but I feel like she’s trying to garner popularity through becoming a sex symbol.  Why wasn’t being hilarious enough?

Reblogged: holleewoodworld

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