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Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy less than a week ago, and she’s already posting nearly-nude, duckface pregnancy photos of herself to Twitter. It’s going to be a long seventeen months.

How did this woman gain 70 pounds and not get a single fucking stretch mark? I officially hate her.

I have the worst skin genes ever.

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    couldn’t loose ‘I just had my first 9lbs baby after...16 month gestation period’ weight so...

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    17 months… bwhahah

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    I’m so scared of this.

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    seriously though why does jessica simpson have extra

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    Ugh

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    Honestly thought this was Charlize Theron in “Monster.”

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