Unrelated:
I just had a total rosa—sparks moment while viewing my facebook newsfeed. Or timeline. Or whatever the hell it’s called now.
Upon seeing one of my “friends” post this fucking link about “preserving marriage” [snort], I literally said out loud, “you are a table!” and immediately defriended them.
Rosa, love you gurl and the way you’ve seeped into my subconscious.
