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I complain about the mundane and get distracted by the ridiculous

I live in Minneapolis. I realize this makes me boring and irrelevant to most of tumblr. I stick around anyway.

"Speak the truth but leave immediately after"

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I created Bringing Up Baby to satisfy my baby-makin' alter ego. If you like cute babies, poop and discussion of the state of my vahj, you'll probably enjoy reading it.

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3 January 12

As I'm going to bed...

  • The Husband: Happy birthday, babe. Sorry you didn't have the best day.
  • Me: oh...thank you. It's fine. I do this to myself. Whatever.
  • The Husband: Sorry I couldn't make it more special for you.
  • Me: No, it's fine. I really appreciated the cold pizza you got me for dinner [insert covert side-eye].
  • The Husband: Yeah, well, happy birthday.
  • Me: Thanks.
  • The Husband: Wow. I'm married to a 30 year old. You're probably gonna have old saggy boobs dropping down to your ankles now.
  • Me: Dude! We are not there yet. We are not joking about this yet.
  • The Husband: Oh...sorry...love you...
  • Me: ...
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh