As I'm going to bed...
- The Husband: Happy birthday, babe. Sorry you didn't have the best day.
- Me: oh...thank you. It's fine. I do this to myself. Whatever.
- The Husband: Sorry I couldn't make it more special for you.
- Me: No, it's fine. I really appreciated the cold pizza you got me for dinner [insert covert side-eye].
- The Husband: Yeah, well, happy birthday.
- Me: Thanks.
- The Husband: Wow. I'm married to a 30 year old. You're probably gonna have old saggy boobs dropping down to your ankles now.
- Me: Dude! We are not there yet. We are not joking about this yet.
- The Husband: Oh...sorry...love you...
- Me: ...
