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2 January 12

Leftovers

I just realized there’s leftover champagne from NYE in my fridge. I have several questions:

  1. Is it still good? I stuck one of those wine plunger things in it, so I have high hopes.
  2. I don’t have any OJ, does that mean I should refrain from drinking it with breakfast?
  3. Mac has a doctor appt later this morning. Should I really be drinking before I go to the pediatrician? I mean, my kid still isn’t really talking and I don’t want to run the risk of the good doctor blaming my day drinking* for Mac’s lack of speech.
  4. If the champagne has indeed gone bad, how long am I allowed to mourn the loss of that half bottle of sparkly goodness before my behavior is considered ridiculous?

*please note that I’m kidding and I don’t normally day drink on days other than holidays. But…I mean…have champagne, will drink — amiright?

  1. mooch said: Drink it! Enjoy! Re-schedule appt. ha!
  2. nibblesandbits said: It’s still good! A little less bubbly, but should still have some bubbles. Have fun at the dr. appointment, I love those with Ryan to see how much he’s grown!
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