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I complain about the mundane and get distracted by the ridiculous

I live in Minneapolis. I realize this makes me boring and irrelevant to most of tumblr. I stick around anyway.

"Speak the truth but leave immediately after"

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Or you can just email me: sutherslat {at} gmail.com

I created Bringing Up Baby to satisfy my baby-makin' alter ego. If you like cute babies, poop and discussion of the state of my vahj, you'll probably enjoy reading it.

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29 December 11

Unacceptable

It was brought to my attention by Brian that I have abandoned this blog since the 18th.

How could I just abandon this little blog so?

I have so much to talk about!

How about the fact that post-holiday eating is THE WORST because all I want to do is stuff my face from dawn until dusk (that’s a lie — I eat much later than dusk) with all the cookie leftovers and various treats we got as Christmas gifts, but it isn’t socially acceptable because we’re not celebrating anything anymore.  So instead I stuff my face in shame rather than in celebration.

How about the fact that all I want to do is drink champagne like it’s water and meet friends for happy hour to catch up but we have no money post-Christmas so instead I just sit at home and actually drink water.

How about the fact that I’m a total brat and am actually kind of pouty over two of our big xmas gifts.  The Husband’s dad gave us money towards a snowblower (AND IT HASN’T SNOWED YET!!) and The Husband’s mom and step-dad gave us a water softener.  Being a grown-up is SO LAME!  At least my parents got us a kickass Kindle Fire (and The Husband got me a kickass Kindle Touch. Ugh…I am SUCH a brat).

How about the fact that I’m going to be 30 in 5 DAYS and all I can feel is depression over this fact.

See? So much to talk about!

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh