December 2011
16 posts
ummm...
Why is facebook able to accurately guess at the location of every single one of my photo albums?
SO CREEPY!!
Also, I know I should redo my profile before this new layout nonsense happens…but I just don’t have the time. I’m pretty sure I removed all incriminating evidence from my profile years ago, though.
losingwins replied to your post: Unacceptable
you got a kindle fire!! don’t you love it!
Love. It.
I might have to kill my husband so I can have it all to myself, though.
Sharing is hard you guys.
Unacceptable
It was brought to my attention by Brian that I have abandoned this blog since the 18th.
How could I just abandon this little blog so?
I have so much to talk about!
How about the fact that post-holiday eating is THE WORST because all I want to do is stuff my face from dawn until dusk (that’s a lie — I eat much later than dusk) with all the cookie leftovers and various treats we got...
Sugar overload
After spending all day eating cookie dough and taste-testing cookies, I am on total sugar overload. I just want to dive into a family size box of cheez-its and destroy my tongue with the salty cheesy goodness.
Alas, not only do I not have any cheez-its in the house, but it also seems like a bad plan to start inhaling cheez-its at 9:30 at night. Obviously, if it was 4:30 in the afternoon there...
“Apologizing doesn’t always mean that your wrong or the other person is right. It...”
– (via spanknastyfresh)
Oof. I SUCK at apologizing. There are few things I hate more than admitting I’m wrong, and that’s always what apologizing feels like to me. But my husband is so good about apologizing and I owe it to him to be better at it. I need to remember this.
In case you were wondering...
I baked a shit-load of cookies yesterday and today and I kicked their ass.
Except for the eggnog cookies (which taste good, they just aren’t my thing), all the cookies have blown my mind with their awesomeness.
I made these peanut butter cookies.
I made these gooey butter cookies (easily the best cookies of the bunch. No…wait…the best cookies EVER).
I made these soft and...
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mllehazelwood replied to your photo: One of the kids I take care of is Jewish, so in…
What happened last year?
Oh my god, did I forget to whine about this last year? That’s so unlike me.
Last year, my mother-in-law asked me to bring cookies to their Christmas celebration. She’s an excellent cook and so I always feel compelled to go above and beyond and do something...
This speaks to how lame I've become since spawning...
Tonight I had to run an errand at the Mall of America.
I hate the Mall of America. That place gives me the panic sweats. Most malls do, but the instant I set foot in that joint I start sweating my ass off while my heart races. I avoid MOA at all costs.
Anyway, this isn’t about how I hate malls and especially the MOA. It’s about how I’m so old and lame that I was shocked...
Someone please explain to me why I'm listening to...
…and enjoying it.
I don’t even know who I am anymore.
Why do I read the Williams-Sonoma catalog?
How did I get on their mailing list? Why do I think I’m in the right tax bracket to afford any of their stuff?
BUT I WANT ALL THE THINGS!!!!
Important Decisions
The final season of One Tree Hill premieres Jan 11. I had to give up on that show last season (and I’m happy I did), but I’m tempted to tune back in.
So tell me — is it worth it? Should I start up my One Tree Hill addiction again? Is Jaime less annoying? Will the show go back to it’s wonderfully terrible evening soap roots?
Also
I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again — having a photo of just your kid as the profile picture on YOUR profile is annoying.
How the hell am I supposed to remember who you are if the only thing I have to jog my memory is a picture of your toddler?
OR WORSE, YOUR ULTRASOUND????
I just realized 75% of the profile pictures in my...
What happened to all the awesome drunk photos?
Ahhhhh…the good old days….
Someone in my fb newsfeed just quoted One Tree...
Now, don’t get me wrong, One Tree Hill was once a fantastic guilty pleasure for me as well (until I couldn’t take my husband complaining about it clogging up our DVR anymore). But I will not take lines from that poorly written show and try to use it as an inspirational quote on my facebook page.
WHY AM I FACEBOOK FRIENDS WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!