February 2011
12 posts
I spun out today.
I’m fine, the baby is fine, and I think my car is actually fine. But the car had a distinct shudder that I’m hoping is just packed in snow. I traded cars with my mom and am going to let my parents work out the kinks.
More than anything, I’m annoyed at the weather for making me spin out at all. Stupid MN.
January 2011
8 posts
I think I might be mildly allergic to peanut...
This won’t stop me from devouring obscene amounts of it straight from the jar, but I think it’s good to note anyway. I always like to know which food is to blame for my numb and slightly enlarged tongue.
“Texas Governor Rick Perry said he will introduce emergency legislation requiring...”
– Margaret and Helen
Dear Domino's
I love you. I have spent my entire life hating your pizza, but you have officially converted me.
Plenty of toppings, real cheese, not too greasy. And the crust. Oh good lord that crust. Buttery, garlic deliciousness. Just licking my fingers after coming into contact with that crust sends me into fits of ecstasy.
So domino’s? It’s official. You have my heart. Goodbye waistline.
Just saw a listing on Craigslist selling authentic...
1. Who the fuck buys their toddler $300 sunglasses?
2. Who the fuck buys those sunglasses from that sucker for $100?
People are ridiculous.
: : looking at The Husband's one dirty sock::
Me: dude, what happened to your sock?
The Husband: I dunno, must've gotten wet or something?
Me: :: laughing:: What?! So you don't even know what happened?
TH: shut up. No. And I bought myself new socks but I don't know where they are.
Me: hon, when mac turns 2, I'm gonna have two toddlers in this house.
TH: ha. True...
I have been more productive before 6am than I...
Who knew that my magic hour was 4:30 am? I’ve vacuumed, cleaned the vacuum, put together the cordless vacuum I got yesterday, cleaned the kitchen, showered, made coffee, and made myself an egg sandwich.
I should probably just go to bed and call it a day now.